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Hari ini gw sial bgt,,
td pagi hp gw ditawar orang gila,,
siangnya gw dikejar-kejar orang gila,,
eh..sekarang sms gw dibaca orang gila… 

Teringat kenangan waktu kita sekolah dulu,,
setiap pulang sekolah, kita selalu naik bis yg sama,,
aku keluarkan pantatku ke jendela dan kau keluarkan kepalamu ke jendela
lalu orang2 menganggap kita kembar..  

ku terpana memandang matamu..
nafasku pun berhenti..
jantungku berdegup kencang..
benarkah semua yang kurasakan ini?
ku beranikan diri bertanya padamu….
,,Kau kentut Ya,,??  

Pagi ini..
Aku tak sanggup makan,karna ingat kamu..
Siang ini..
Ku tak enak makan,karna kangen kamu..
Malam ini..
Aku tak bisa tidur karna…
LAPPAARRR!!!  

Cintaku ke kamu cuman 1%, yang 99% cinta bangettt!!

Wasit sepakbola punya kartu kuning dan merah, tapi aku punya kartu akses menuju hatimu.

Kamu itu kaya hansaplast ya, selalu menutupi luka hatiku.

Yang kamu liat di kulkas,bukan hati sapi, itu hatiku beku karena ditinggal kamu..

Tinta apa yang gak bisa ilang? Tinta-tu padamu.

Waktu petugas sensus ke rumahku, dia cuma menghitung4 org di keluargaku. dia gak tau kalo sebenernya ada kamu di hatiku (jadi ada 5 deh).

Bukan titik yang menyebabkan tinta, tapi tinta yang menyebabkan titik..

Bukan karena kamu cantik yg menyebabkan aku cinta , tapi karena aku cinta, kamu terlihat cantik.

Gapapa deh kita beda kartu GSM,asal nantinya nama kita ada di KARTU Keluarga yang sama.

 

Wanita sering tidak konsisten. Sering demo, teriak2 Anti Kekerasan. Pas ada maunya malah minta yang KERAS!
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Sayang, tega nian kau menolak cintaku, hiks, lebih baik aku mati saja! ini sms terakhir drku sayang! krn saat kau membaca sms ini aku tlh menjual HP ku
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Suatu sore Endang disuruh ibunya: DANG, tolong ambilin DONGDONG di dlm DANGDANG di atas DINDING DONG DANG!

Orang Amerika kentut bilang, “EXCUSE ME”.
Orang Inggris kentut bilang, “PARDON ME”.
Orang Singapore kentut bilang, “I’M SORRY”.
Kalo Orang Indonesia kentut, pasti bilang, “NOT ME!! NOT ME!!”

 

Seorang nenek yang nyebrang jalan hampir ketabrak motor.
Pengendara motor marah: “Nenek bego! Nyebrang jalan gak liat2!”
Nenek sewot: “Lo yg bego!! Nabrak nenek-nenek aja gak kena..!!”

Kalo bahasa inggrisnya beras adalah rice
Kalo bahasa inggrisnya panjang adalah long
Jadi, K’lo bahasa inggrisnya beras panjang adalah LONGTONG

Menurut penelitian terbaru oleh para ahli kedokteran, ternyata 100 % penyebab kematian seseorang adalah jantung, yaitu JANTUNGNYA BERHENTI BERDENYUT

 

 

Lirik Lagu All The Love In The World

"All The Love In The World"

I'm not looking for someone to talk to

I've got my friend, I'm more than O.K.

I've got more than a girl could wish for

I live my dreams but it's not all they say

Still I believe (I'm missing) I'm missing something real

I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

All I need is to know it's for sure

Then I'll give... all the love in the world

I've often wondered if love's an illusion

Just to get you through the loneliest days

I can't criticize it

I have no hestitaion

My imagination just stole me away

(Still...) Still I believe

(I'm missing) I'm missing something real

I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

All I need is to know it's for sure

Then I'll give... all the love in the world

Love's for a lifetime not for a moment

So how could I throw it away

Yeah I'm only human

And nights grow colder

With no-one to love me that way

Yeah I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) And i won't wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

You'll reach for me and I'll know it's for sure

Then I'll give all the love in the world

(Don't wanna wake up alone anymore...)

[fade out]

Lirik Lagu All The Love In The World

"All The Love In The World"

I'm not looking for someone to talk to

I've got my friend, I'm more than O.K.

I've got more than a girl could wish for

I live my dreams but it's not all they say

Still I believe (I'm missing) I'm missing something real

I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

All I need is to know it's for sure

Then I'll give... all the love in the world

I've often wondered if love's an illusion

Just to get you through the loneliest days

I can't criticize it

I have no hestitaion

My imagination just stole me away

(Still...) Still I believe

(I'm missing) I'm missing something real

I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

All I need is to know it's for sure

Then I'll give... all the love in the world

Love's for a lifetime not for a moment

So how could I throw it away

Yeah I'm only human

And nights grow colder

With no-one to love me that way

Yeah I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) And i won't wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

You'll reach for me and I'll know it's for sure

Then I'll give all the love in the world

(Don't wanna wake up alone anymore...)

[fade out]

Lirik Lagu All The Love In The World

"All The Love In The World"

I'm not looking for someone to talk to

I've got my friend, I'm more than O.K.

I've got more than a girl could wish for

I live my dreams but it's not all they say

Still I believe (I'm missing) I'm missing something real

I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

All I need is to know it's for sure

Then I'll give... all the love in the world

I've often wondered if love's an illusion

Just to get you through the loneliest days

I can't criticize it

I have no hestitaion

My imagination just stole me away

(Still...) Still I believe

(I'm missing) I'm missing something real

I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) Don't wanna wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

All I need is to know it's for sure

Then I'll give... all the love in the world

Love's for a lifetime not for a moment

So how could I throw it away

Yeah I'm only human

And nights grow colder

With no-one to love me that way

Yeah I need someone who really sees me...

(Don't wanna wake...) And i won't wake up alone anymore

Still believing you'll walk through my door

You'll reach for me and I'll know it's for sure

Then I'll give all the love in the world

(Don't wanna wake up alone anymore...)

[fade out]

Lirik Lagu Christina Aguilera "Hurt"

CHRISTINA AGUILERA LYRICS


"Hurt"

Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face
You told me how proud you were but I walked away
If only I knew what I know today

I would hold you in my arms
I would take the pain away
Thank you for all you've done
Forgive all your mistakes
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To hear your voice again
Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there

I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself by hurting you
Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit
Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss
You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this

Would you tell me I was wrong?
Would you help me understand?
Are you looking down upon me?
Are you proud of who I am?
There's nothing I wouldn't do
To have just one more chance
To look into your eyes and see you looking back

I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself
If I had just one more day, I would tell you how much that
I've missed you since you've been away

Oh, it's dangerous
It's so out of line to try to turn back time

I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do
And I've hurt myself

By hurting you

Lirik Lagu Black Parade When I was

When I was
a young boy,
my Father took me into the city
to see a marching band.

He said "Son when
you grow up
would you be
the savior of the broken,
the beaten, and the damned?"

He said "Will you
defeat them,
your demons
and all the non-believers,
the plans that they have made?

Because one day
I'll leave you
a phantom
to lead you in the summer,
to join the black parade."

Sometimes I get the feeling
she's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
When through it all,
the rise and fall,
the bodies' in the streets,
and when you're gone we want you all to know.

We'll Carry on,
We'll Carry on,
and though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on,
You'll carry on,
and in my heart I cant contain it,
the anthem wont explain it.

A world that sends you reeling
from decimated dreams.
Your misery and hate will kill us all.
So paint it black and take it back,
lets shout it loud and clear.
Do you fight it to the end, we hear the call

to carry on.
We'll carry on,
and though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will
carry on.
You'll carry on
and though you're broken and defeated,
you're wiery widow marches

on and on we carry through the fears.
ooh oh ohhhh

Dissapointed faces of your peers.
ooh oh ohhhh

take a look at me,
cause I could not care at all---

Do or die, you'll never make me.
Because the world, will never take my heart. ---/
And though you try, you'll never break me.
You want it all, you wanna play this part.

I won't explain, or say I'm sorry.
Im not ashamed, I'm gonna show my scar.
Give a chair, for all the broken.
Listen here, because it's only..

I'm just a man, I'm not a hero.
Just a boy, who wans to sing this song.
Just a man, I'm not a hero.
I - don't - care.

We'll carry on.
We'll carry on,
and though your dead and gone believe me
Your memory will
carry on.
You'll carry on,
and though you're broken and defeated,
you're wiery widow marches on---

Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world, will never take my heart.
And though you try, you'll never break me.
You want it all,(We'll carry on---) you wanna play this part.

Do or die, you'll never make me
Because the world,(We'll carry on---) will never take my heart.
And though you try, you'll never break me.
You want it all,(We'll carry on---) you wanna play this part.